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Me having a pointless conversation with my brother

Me: You know, it's kinda confirmed how I'm gay--I like playing [RPG games] as a guy and end up hitting on another guy.
Bro: But I like playing as a girl and hitting on another girl... does that make me gay?
Me: No, that's just you being horny.
castleoflions:

duod:


Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

To be honest that last question frightened me more that the picture.

#European colonists
fmaxorcist:

I think Jean has just said the best line in this whole freaking show. Seriously. 
xekstrin:

hamsterloki:

arborverse:

mr-selatcia-senpai:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. xp

hehehehe

Dammit.

son of a bitch

THIS ONE TOOK ME A SECOND